The New Yorker Cartoon Anti-Caption Contest #230

The New Yorker Cartoon Anti-Caption Contest #230

Harry Effron

Submit the worst possible caption for this New Yorker cartoon.

Last week's results.Rules and tips.

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First Place:
"OK, I brought you to Rome. Now blow me." -- Anonymous

Second Place:
"Wait a minute, the Coliseum is in a densely populated area with many buildings surrounding it, this doesn't make any sense." -- Dave W

Third Place:
"Oh good, we're at VIVIIIIXXXI Street. It's the next left." -- Rose Fox

Honorable Mention:
"Really? This is the shit they're giving us to work with this week?" -- Stephan Cox

"Because VII VIII IX! Ha ha ha ha!" -- Glenn

"What did I tell you? Isn't that tree spectacular?" -- Richard H

"I can't stop! There's no zero!" -- glimester

The "Sucking Up to the Judge" Award (actually some competition this week):
"The powers here were Byzantine." -- CRC