Submit the worst possible caption for this New Yorker cartoon. (Maximum five entrys per person, 25 words per caption.)

WINNER
"How long am I expected to stay at Flight Delay Training Camp before you let me go to the airport?"--RichardH
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HONORABLE MENTIONS
"Is it Haiti in here, or is it just me?"-- Dex
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"The aliens left only the 27 of us alive. Somebody fuck somebody with working ovaries."--Glenn
"As Moses' attorney I implore you to let his people go...or at least go to the bathroom."-- Rob
"Worst. Orgy. Ever." --Austin D
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