Submit the worst possible caption for this New Yorker cartoon
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WINNERS
(NOTE: For an Extended list of Honorable Mentions including Judge's Commentary on each winning Anti-Cap go here.)
First Place
He's temperamental, but he makes an awesome tit and testicle chowder.--
Jim Cavanaugh
Honorable Mentions
"This madhouse is a real kitchen."--Francis
Ghost of Christmas Future: "This is what will happen to your restaurant after you cut labor by twenty percent and forged invoices, Ebenezer."--Grant
"Tisch School of the Arts graduates make great wait staff, *never* kitchen staff."--J.D.
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