Submit the worst possible caption for this New Yorker cartoon. Click here for details. Click here to see last week's results.
Winner
"Warrior TOC this is BlackJack 77. OP grid 74702819. One unfriendly with whip and chair marked with VS-17 panel. Make it hot, Warrior TOC, say again, make it hot." �TG Gibbon
Finalists
"So then I pointed out to him that I can use a telephone, how much fucking tamer can I get? Anyway, he's concentrating most of his efforts on Ed now." �Tim C.
"Census Bureau? . . . OK, I've got a minute . . . No, I'm not Hispanic. Let's see, my mother was half camel and half puma, and my father was three-quarters ogre and a quarter beastie. . . Mm-hmm. Well, if those are the only choices, then I guess I'd have to say, 'Asian or Pacific Islander.' " �gary
Honorable mention
"Put my agent on the line, I have a feeling 'Indiana Jones 4: Curse of the Lion-Butt Face-Mullet Men' is seriously going to bomb, and I for one want out." �Joe
"Hello. This is 'Bed, Bath and Way Beyond.' How may I help you?" �Tim H
"Dell Customer Service, this is Burt speaking." �RichM
