Submit the worst possible caption for this New Yorker cartoon. Click here for details. Click here to see last week's results.
Winner
"Brains! Brains! No, not DOG brains. Is your owner home?" �Deborah
Finalists
"We're here for your owner's wake. It was our honor and privilege to have worked with your best friend over these past fifteen years. I'm very sorry for your loss." �David John
"No, we're not Hare Krishnas who went to the trouble of disguising ourselves. That's ridiculous krishna krishna hare hare." �nell
Honorable mention
"Are you surprised to see me Mr. Anderson, or do you find the script to The Matrix: RE/MAX easier to follow than I do?" �Kevin Guilfoile
"Hello -- I can see you looking through the mail slot. I read your casual encounters ad on Craigslist and dressed up just like you said. Apparently I'm not the only one. Could you please call off your dog? It's making me nervous and I having a hard time maintaining my erection when I'm nervous." �Francis
"Sure, we're NP-hard, but are we NP-complete? �jb
"Master we have returned. You were correct. With the right sales team, you most certainly can sell dog shit to the American public." �al in la
"I know what you're thinking. What's with the look-a-likes right? Well you know that myth that all asian men look alike, well i'm not sure if we're Asian but we do have the same taste in meat if you catch my drift." �Grant
"I was an actor. Wile E. Coyote was just a role I played. I'm retired now. What are you people, morons?"�J.D.
