Submit the worst possible caption for this New Yorker cartoon.
For a whole bunch more honorable mentions, a judge's comment for each one AND an explaination on why it's a tie go here.
WINNERS
FIRST PALCE (Tie)
The American People are telling me that they want him bankrupted and inadequately cared for--Walt
First PLACE (Tie)
"He keeps muttering, 'Foregive them father for they don't know what the fuck they're doing.'"--:Rob
HONORABLE MENTIONS
"Look, Em, I don't know what was in the time portal or those slippers, but that thing is part Cairn Terrier and part alcoholic girl from Kansas."--: Zeke
"His vitals are good and once a day we give him spare change."--: Rob
