Submit the worst possible caption for this New Yorker cartoon.
•Last week's results. •Rules and tips.
First Place:
"I guess you're wondering why I called you all here today." -- Alan Weld
Second Place:
"Lordy, but I'm proud'a today's haul. Bagged and stuffed myself a squirrel, a coon, a porcupine, 'n' a cowboy. Gurgle." -- Daniel
Third Place:
"I'm cornered." -- mypalmike
Honorable Mention:
"Which one of you shit behind my desk?" -- Austin D
"Gol-durng it, somehow I gots to get all four of you into town, and I can't leave the porcupine alone with the baby, the raccoon alone with the porcupine, or the squirrel alone with the raccoon." -- Trout Almondine
"Which of you rootin' tootin' cowpokes has been stealing the post-it notes?" -- TG GIbbon
Yay references!:
"On the telegraph, nobody knows you're a squirrel, raccoon, porcupine or baby." -- Richard H
"The raccoons here are obese." -- jf
