Submit the worst possible caption for this New Yorker cartoon. (Maximum five entrys per person, 25 words per caption.)

Rules & Tips
WINNERS
FIRST PLACE
"Hi, wanna see my confetti impression?"-- TG Gibbon
HONORABLE MENTIONS
"No, Captain, Sullenberger, I'm not Kate Hudson and you can't 'ditch it' in me."--JohnnyB
"Oh, jeez. Another fucking moron to get arrested while they close down the goddam airport."--Glenn
"Remember me? I was on Comair CRJ-100. 49 of us died and you survived. I hope you're haunted by my face."--Yetta K
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