Submit the worst possible caption for this New Yorker cartoon.
�Last week's results. �Rules and tips.
First place
"Relax, I'm not a thief. I'm just an out-of-work mime, bringing a sack of sine waves to an 'Eyes Wide Shut'-style orgy." �Tim C.
Second place
"Well, that settles it - Wells Fargo wins the award for faggiest wallpaper."�Damon
Third place
"Help! I am a poorly dressed charity worker bringing relief funds to an orphanage, and I am being attacked by a handsome thief who can fly!"�Francis
Honorable mention
"A thief casually strolls past a Fifteenth-century fresco of a sword wielding angel."
OR
"An angel flies past a Twentieth-century fresco of a thief from a Nancy cartoon. Nancy not shown." �Harris
"Lay off, wouldya, this is a time when the bases of the Republican party have to come together."�TG Gibbon
"This is going to be the best non-topical costume party ever! Chips and dip are up and to the right."�Christian
"If I were you, I'd be more concerned with what's coming through that portal above your head."�therblig
"You know, when Bush was running things, the guy who had your job used to give me a ride home AND a blow job." �al in la
