Submit the worst possible caption for this New Yorker cartoon.
�Last week's results. �Rules and tips.
First place
[voice on phone] - "...press '2' if your Joan Miro painting has caused unusual behavior in your pets..." �MAtt |
Second place
"No matter what you say about still having a full life, I always feel like I'm missing things since I went blind." �David
Third place
"Did you do everything I told you to?"
"Yes, I did! PLEASE DON'T HURT MY FAMILY!"
"Did you tie up your wife?"
"Yes - and I tied up my kids."
"Good."
"I turned out the lights."
"Good."
"I wrote `Victoria Roberts' on the floor."
"Good."
"I stacked the cats."
"Good."
"I raped the dog."
"What?"
"PLEASE DON'T HURT MY FAMILY!" �Damon
Honorable mention
"Hello...Four Cats Standing Totem-like In Your Living Room Hotline? I have a que...yes, I'll hold." �TK
"I'm in your New Yorker Cartoon Anti-Caption Contest #182, Anti-Captioning your New Yorker Cartoon Anti-Caption Contest #182." �Hennie
"I'm telling you, it's cats all the way down." � Squidocto
