Submit the worst possible caption for this New Yorker cartoon.
�Last week's results. �Rules and tips.
First place
"Hey, which one of you sons of bitches left this in front of my house? I specifically smeared my doorposts in blood so I would NOT receive menus!" �gary
Second place
"My people: God will deliver...but there's a $20 minimum and he won't go above East 83rd Street." �al in la
Third place
"NO! One commandment, each person! No share!" �Damon
Honorable mention
"I can't believe it's not Buddah!" �Johnny V
"He said we can take one commandment from column "A", one from column "B" and one from "C". We can have no other take out before his, but an hour later we will want a new settlement in the Promised Land." � JohnnyB
"I can't believe we're eating Cantonese. Is there no Szechuan up here?" �Harris
"Apparently we're placing our seder tables all wrong, and the bad feng shui is hurting us as a people." �LV
"Just out of curiosity, which of these Asian characters would you say makes for the hottest tramp stamp?" �t.a.m.s.y. |
"They'll do all our laundry too! Cheap!" � J.D.
"Alright, so it has a few chinks..." �Kathy H
"It's a good thing there are no 'Hamites' here to see this." �Sam L.
