Submit the worst possible caption for this New Yorker cartoon.
First place
"The ape should've come before me. Next time I'll try thinking about baseball." �Damon
Second place
"Zippadee doo-dah, zippadee day! Got naked on an island and am kicking a fish! Zippadee doo-dah, zippadee day! Heroin is a hell of a drug." � Chloe E.
Third place
"Why am I prancing about in the nude? Just for the halibut! No, I'm kidding, I was just brutally raped by a drifter." �t.a.m.s.y.
Honorable mention
"Fair is fair, little fella...You go piss in my house now." �al in la
"Race you to the Kansas Board of Ed meeting!"�gary
"It's about at this point all my previous fish pets have died." �boneguy
"I shall place you over my genitals and name you 'codpiece.'"�LK
"Christ, what an aholehole!"�mypalmike
