Submit the worst possible caption for this New Yorker cartoon.
�Last week's results. �Rules and tips.
First place
"I'll be taking over your regular doctor's patients for a while. He was in an accident." � stcoleridge
Second place
"Have you seen that movie 'The Mummy'? Well, I fell asleep watching it with a lit cigarette." �Steve_O
Third place
"So they put me on the cross and they put nails in my hands and my right foot. And the last joker, he acts like he's going to put the nail in my other foot - but then he nails my head to the cross! Anyway, I swear I was dead for like two days!" � Jesus
Honorable mention
"I'm afraid I'll have to examine you with my tongue, Mr. Morrison."�Bou
"Doctor, is that the female reproductive system in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"�Liz W
"Why are you not wearing the traditional head and appendage turbans? You bring shame upon your family, Westernized swine!"�mypalmike
"What do you mean, 'Physician, heal thyself?' What the fuck do you think all these bandages are for?" �Dreamer
