Submit the worst possible caption for this New Yorker cartoon.
�Last week's results. �Rules and tips.
First place
"Way I see it, drowning yer sorrows is like drowning yer kids -- gotta make sure there ain't no more bubbles before you start on the next one." � Jared S.
Second place
"Someone pushed my stool in." � K Siers Jr.
Third place
"I'll have a Sexual Assault on the Beach." �Francis
Honorable mention
"You don't have a web site? Jesus, I've got one and I'm a convicted pedophile. Get with times! By the way, is that a picture of your son?" �MAtt
"I'm haunted by the faces of my victims. Especially the rape victims."�Capt. Spaulding
"I'll bet that mustache is a clip-on............the Happy Hours here are obscene.............it's good there aren't any black people here to see this..........are you listening to anything I say?"�Rob
"Hey, Jack, which way to Mecca?" �TG Gibbon
