Submit the worst possible caption for this New Yorker cartoon. Click here for details. Click here for last week's results.
First place
The Worm: "Please, my little elven friend, stop gaping and get me out of this bird's mouth before it eats me!" �Ed
Second place
"Thanks, but I just had a giant omelet." �Steve_O
Third place
"The name's Magpie. Steve Magpie. I killed your hatchlings. Now feed me." � Francis
Honorable mention
"I curse the day legalized gay marriage led to legalized polygamy and legalized marriage to giant birds. You are a dreadful husband and you sicken me." � J.D. |
"You can't make me eat it. You're not my real mother." � JohnnyB
"Nice. But it's going to take a whole fucking lot more than that if you want this fucking Senate seat. Fuck." �Tim C.
"Aren't you going to chew it for me first? It's not as if I have a fucking knife and fork up here." � David
"They said that having sex with a giant bird would be a real feather in my cap, but somehow I don't think that's where it's going to end up." � therblig
"Well I say it's spinach and I say to hell with it!" �TG Gibbon
