Submit the worst possible caption for this New Yorker cartoon. Click here for details. Click here for last week's results.
First place
"I never thought that line about my red wagon, laundry cart, and suitcase business being too big to fail would ever work, but boy howdy, did it ever!" �bunsen
Second place
"I love this synagogue!" �John Tabin
Third place
"I think I have enough for a latte." �JohnnyB
Honorable mention
"As the greedy corporate executives celebrated their stolen riches and prepared to exit the building, someone was waiting outside. Someone who had been sent to do a job - one which badly needed to be done. He lurked near the door, wearing dark sunglasses, a cold, calculating look upon his face. He had trained for years, and was focused and ready for what he was about to do. That someone was the limo driver, and he took them all home." �Damon
"See, this is why I became a taxidermist. To make piles and piles and piles of money." �Deborah
"Did you catch the shitty movie with Annie Hall, Queen Latifah and Tom Cruise's daughter?" �xjvpastor
"I'm haunted by the face value of my victims." �George
