Submit the worst possible caption for this New Yorker cartoon. Click here for details. Click here for last week's results.
First place
"What the fuck are you smiling about? It's World AIDS Day, asshole!" �David F
Second place
Standup comedian, off-panel: "You see, black people carve statues like this, and white people carve statues like THIS!" �Francis
Third place
"As the team swam to shore, they encountered a pleasant fellow, treading water. They asked him if he knew how to dunk. He laughed, and said no. They then dunked his head under, holding him there until bubbles came to the surface.� �Damon
Honorable mention
"Supreme Court rules that Easter Island must allow Pasover idols to be represented." �JohnnyB
�Kill him.� �Deborah
