Submit the worst possible caption for this New Yorker cartoon. Click here for details. Click here for last week's results.
First place
"I don't know, lady. I just fucking work here. Do you want one or not" � JohnnyB
Second place
"I can't weigh them- They're not to scale." �Archie Tect
Third place
"So after I killed my wife, I hacked her into eight pieces. But then, each piece turned into a miniature version of my wife and started dancing around. So please, for the love of God, buy them all before I go INSANE!" �MisterHippity
Honorable mention
"So you want one...singular...shank section?" � therblig
"Why, there was a time when the kinetoscope brought all the benefits of enlightenment and culture to the smallest village and the farthest frontier, but of course now it's used mainly for porn." � Joshua
