Submit the worst possible caption for this New Yorker cartoon. Click here for details. Click here for last week's results.
Results after the jump:
Winner:
"I'd hate to be in your shoes! Oh, wait..." - T.G. Gibbon
Finalists:
"Have you been swimming in the ocean or are you just really, really not glad to see us?" - djack
"Now remember kid, they won't bail you out until you're in up to your neck...Now just relax and let the invisible hand of the free market do its work." - al in la
Best reference to HS English class poem:
"Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair !" ? -- "Nothing beside remains!" ?! -- "The lone and level sands stretch far away." ? .... Hogwash ! OZYMANDIAS here ! The report of our deaths has been greatly exaggerated !" - Sam L.
Other Honorable Mentions:
"Ironically, we're bored serfs." - therblig
Norbert experienced constant teasing about his torticollis, even by the sand-busts of friends and family that he fashioned each day at the beach. But his pain was always replaced by sheer joy as the heads dissolved in the tide, their petulant voices silenced by the sea. - LV
"I hate performance art." - Dave
