Submit the worst possible caption for this New Yorker cartoon. Click here for details. Click here to see last week's results.
Winner
"They're called Conestoga wagons because--uh-oh, air raid." �TGGibbon
Finalists
"Well, look a-yonder! Seems the ingins got em'selves an event planner." �al in la
"We could've made the Def Leppard concert up ahead, if you hadn't slowed us down with all your 'proper burial' bullshit." �David John
Honorable mention
"Yee-ha! Them there's the lights of Los Angeles, porn capital of the world. It's just like Horace Greeley said: 'Go west, hung man!' Or was it 'Go breast, hung man'? That seems like the kind of crappy pun that Horace would make." �Francis
"How the hell are we supposed to film our Wild West movie, which takes place in the 1800s, when the spotlights from various Hollywood parties are clearly visible in the background?" �John Tabin
"There's Goldwyn. In them thar hills." �Walt
