Submit the worst possible caption for this New Yorker cartoon. Click here for details. Click here to see last week's results.
Results from guest judge Harry Effron
Winner
"I'm going to lick my balls now." �J. D.
Finalists
"More like Doctors Without Flavors, I'd say." �Kevin Guilfoile
"Well, you can't have a divorce; we're lions." �Seth T.
Honorable mention
"Dunno what that dipshit thought he was doing, driving a convertible
through The Land of Incomparably Ginormous House-Sized Lions." �Vance
"And yet I feel ill." �TG Gibbon
"If he wasn't circumcised, is it still Kosher?" �Glime
"He said, 'You don't have to do this,' and I said, 'People always say
the same thing.'" �chigurrrrh
"Pretty good appetizer, but go press his OnStar and our main course
will be here in minutes." �LV
And for Harry's new idea, New Yorker Anti-caption Contest losers, which are
his favorite actual New Yorker Caption Contest Captions, mistakenly entered in the Anti-caption Contest.
"A doctor a day keeps the apple away." �mloclam
"He said he needed to have a look at my colon." �Anita Margarita.
