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Winner
"The shades aren't working. I can still see everyone we know perishing by flood." �gary
Finalists
"I've heard that the epic tale of the Great Flood cuts across many cultures and generations, with its roots reaching back to into the mists of ancient lore. I just didn't think it would cut across this week's vacation, that's all." �SK
"Uh-oh. I think I found the two crabs." � Abbie Normal
Honorable mention
"Only seven days in and already we lose moose and squirrel." �TG Gibbon
"All right, who brought the fucking ewoks?!" �Ogdred
"Did you remember to get the other tapeworm?" �Andrew
"Wow, that Rozhon woman was right; this really is like standing in a shower and ripping up hundred-dollar bills. Too bad she's choking on her last breath with all those other assholes on Fire Island." �99
"I don't know what it means either but he said he needed two A-holes and we got a free cruise so stop complaining." �FredSnertz
"It's all the drowned babies I keep thinking about." �Richard
"All right, have it your way - you heard a seal bark." �Slide
"I want these motherfucking snakes off the motherfucking ark!" �Dex
"I got dibs on the Dodo in the Death Pool." �Tim H
"Why is that parrot screaming 'fuck me with your big monkey dick before my husband wakes up'?" �Mssr Bouf la Tete
"Christopher Hitchens called and asked if we could swing by and pick him up. That fucking hypocrite." �al in la
