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Winnner
"Do you have shooting pains? Haha... sorry, doctor joke. You're going to die." �Pyn
Finalists
"You're going to be fine! That's what I'd be telling you, if you weren't fatally wounded by five arrows." �Walt
"I'm going to prescribe Lunestra, because they gave me a free mouse pad." �t.a.m.s.y.
Honorable Mention
"I'm sorry to say, it looks like your insurance only covers the slings of outrageous fortune." �Shawn
�Your cholesterol and PSA levels are normal, but if that arrow count gets any higher we'll have to carpet bomb the reservation.� �dwilk
"We've found the problem Mr. Porter. You trusted an indian." �Mssr. Bouf la Tete
"By any chance, did you get that vest at Target?" �Jim M
"It's called 'acupuncture'. I studied it in China." JohnnyB
"For a symbol of individualism your existence is pretty heavily subsidized by the state. What with the land grants and state genocides and railroad subsidies and all. Do you realize the land grants alone constitute the largest federal welfare program in the history of the universe? And you come in and complain your kid shot you with toy arrows? Please, I've got things to do. The army's not paying me to not give these blankets smallpox." �TG Gibbon
"Your wife and two young daughters were killed in the attack. I'm truly sorry." �Sam L.
"Somebooody robbed a casiiiinooo." �Nabob
"Hi, I'm Dr. House. First, you're an asshole. Second, your chest is full of arrows. Third, I can't believe people are still watching me do this after three years." �Tim C
"Bandages? We ain't got no bandages. You don't need no bandages. I don't have to give you any stinking bandages!" �LV
"Because if I don't stare at your hat I will seriously freak the fuck out right now." �skeeelz
"What did you expect when you tried to take his reservation?" (take a minute to get this one......there you go. i thought it was brilliant.) �Vin Coca
"I don't want to blame the victim here, but you are dressed a bit provocatively." �al in la
"My preliminary diagnosis is that you've been shot several times with arrows." �John Tabin
