Submit the worst possible caption for this New Yorker cartoon. Click here for details. Click here to see last week's winner and a complaint about quality control.
Winner
"Hi. My name's Stuart. I'm sitting in for the Lorax and, in his absence, I speak for the trees." �Tim C.
Finalists
"Come with me to a magical land beneath this tree! And... uh... unbutton your overalls." � Dan McCoy
"Lumber-JERK!!" �Chuck
Honorable mention
"No rebels under this one, let's get back into our AT-AT." �Joe
"Has Cindy Sheehan left?" �Owen
"What do you mean you've never heard of David Blaine?!" �firebus
"Boy, am I glad to see you! You must have gotten my letter from Iwo Jima." �gary
"You know, I'm thinking we could have dug the hole about four or five feet to the right and it would have been a heck of a lot easier." �SK
"I feel like such a sap for locking myself in the trunk. I'm sure glad you heard me barking. You wanna see my woody...?" �Rubrick
"Sorry. Wrong lumber." �danny
"Here's how you know this forest is magical: 1. You sawed all day but don't feel tired. 2. I'm a goat from the waist down. 3. Count the rings--this giant tree is only six years old! 4. We don't adhere to the rule of three in comedy." �nell
