Submit the worst possible caption for this New Yorker cartoon. Click here for details. Click here to see last week's winner.
Grumble
For the second week in a row, this contest had a record high number of entries � and a record low number of entries deserving honorable mention. So first let me welcome all the new folks who discovered us through Valleywag or wherever. And then let me encourage you to read the contest guidelines, particularly the part about not submitting more than five captions. I'm not trying to be a dick, but unlike The New Yorker, I don't have interns with spreadsheets reading all the submissions for me. Beyond just saving me some time, the point of this rule is to encourage you to put some thought into your best possible captions, rather than just spitting out whatever you can think of.
Also, I can see your IP addresses, so even if you submit under a different name each time, I still know when you're over the limit. In fact, a good rule of thumb is that if you're not proud enough of your caption to use a consistent name that at least pseudonymously identifies you, maybe you shouldn't bother.
That is all.
Winner
"Whoops� looks like you shanked it into the parking lot, Corporal." �John Tabin
Finalists
"I agree the tanks are a little unsightly, but we have to make sure no Jews sneak into the country club." �Jesse
"You know, I meant to say something when they came for the trade unionists." �Kevin Guilfoile
Honorable mention
"Wow, Arnie's Army has really modernized." �gary
"Well, at least we have the high ground." �Andrew
"Fusillade, you crazy bastard!" �The Confidence Man
