Submit the worst possible caption for this New Yorker cartoon. Click here for details. Click here to see last week's winner.
Winner
"My wife! My best friend! My laptop! My copy of Entertainment Weekly! My alarm clock! My lamp! My bed table! I'm pretty sure the glasses are yours." �Francis
Finalists
"I'm sorry. Double penetration sounded really hot in theory but in practice, it turned out to be--I don't know--a little gay." �nell
"I'm a burglar alarm salesman." �mypalmike
Honorable mention
"I know this was hard, but creating a living will was the right thing to do. Good luck with the treatments." �Dashiell
"You guys need to watch some HGTV if you think putting your bed this close to the door is a good idea." �J Warner
"I'm going to go back to work so I can masturbate to the more interesting three-way in my head." �Charles
"Well, *this* certainly isn't Narnia." �Tim C.
