Submit the worst possible caption for this New Yorker cartoon. Click here for details. Click here to see last week's winner.
Winner
"And I said 'Rectum, damn near... uh oh.'"�mobuck
Finalists
"Unless you can tell me how the ability to turn the lower half of your body into a door and the power to pour cascades of granola from my empty hands would be more effective against crime than, let's say, a trained cop with a gun, I still say we're doing more good for society by giving women greater confidence and self-esteem. Now get your scrubs on. Those 34-D's aren't going to implant themselves." �Walt
"A tip? Here's a tip: grow some fucking legs"�Dick Trimble
Honorable mention
"No, that's alright. It happens all the time. What you're looking for is the Animal Medical CENTAUR."�Tim H
"Gonna wash that man right outta my...D'oh!"�Old Hag
"What the hell's the point of washing my hands if I have to grasp this living-flesh door handle to get out of here?" �Vance
"Oh, no, I'm being haunted by this ghost because I was responsible for his death! It's the surgeon I murdered for attaching my body to this door!"�John Tabin
Cleanliness is next to Ghostliness�David
"[Out of frame] Cut! Cut! Your line is, 'Doctor Grey has requested your presence in the ER, stat.' Not, 'Doctor Grey has requested your presence in the ER, faggot.' OK, Mr. Washington? And get your legs on. Washroom scene, take 6! And.... Action!"�mypalmike
"You know how the tooth fairy comes to collect the teeth that small children put under their beds? She leaves a quarter or a half-dollar or whatever parents do these days--a double-sawbuck maybe? What if the joke behind this was that instead of a ghost, it was a fairy that came and picked up other body parts, like amputated arms, and left money for the doctor? And it's probably better that the guy isn't Chinese because then people would think this was topical, instead of a body-part fairy joke. Oh, the the glory hole jokes you could do as a follow up to this!"�Eric
"You know, most men don't try to stick their entire body through that hole."�Greg
"I have a question about my character's motivation in this scene, Mr. Shyamalan."�RichM
