Submit the worst possible caption for this week's New Yorker cartoon. Click here for last week's results. Click here for an introduction and "rules" to this contest. Click here for amplification of those rules. Click here for contest index.
"You're perfectly healthy, baby Suri."
Results after the jump
Winner:
"I tried to call earlier, but your phone appears to be a cardboard prop." [Submitted on the off chance that the doctor is not the one who is supposed to be saying what's in the caption.] �RichM
Finalists
"God, I just can't get going this morning. I should just take a nap on my huge hand novelty couch." �Dan McCoy
"Most physicians don't hold chiromancy in high esteem, but I find it an invaulable diagnostic tool. For instance, in your case, I can tell from the length of your life line -- that's this one curving around the base of your thumb here -- that you are very very very large." �Walt
Comments:
Really, people, did everyone have to go straight to the prostate joke? I'm not angry, just disappointed.
