The New Yorker Cartoon Anti-Caption Contest #60
Submit the worst possible caption for this week's New Yorker cartoon. Click here for last week's results. Click here for an introduction and "rules" to this contest. Click here for amplification of those rules. Click here for contest index.
Results after the jump
"Now there are crossbones under our ship's insignia? I shudder to think where this is headed." gary
"The studio is demanding that we tone down "Pirates Of The Caribbean 3" so that it won't get an AAAAARRRRRRRR rating." Nom De Plume
"Christ. Jackass pays seven figures to some consultants from McKinsey, and the only advice he gets is 'consider rebranding' and 'try to cut down on the sodomy'." Tim C.