Submit the worst possible caption for this week's New Yorker cartoon. Click here for last week's results. Click here for an introduction and "rules" to this contest. Click here for amplification of those rules. Click here for contest index.
"Now are you going to play it right, or do I have to tear up the rest of this motherfucker?"
"You're gonna have to do better than that. This is a $20 billion a year industry."
Results after the jump
Winner:
"Oh, don't mind the mess. I'm just painting the bathroom a pretty red. Can you play Roses are Red? Can you play it perfectly? The last one couldn't..." �Sincent
Finalists
"You can see the advantage of my wearing a bow tie; any other tie would be totally askew right now." �Amy
"That's your superhero power? Fucking stuff up with a violin? Your application to join the Justice League is denied, even if we do need younger members." �Jessica
