Submit the worst possible caption for this week's New Yorker cartoon. Click here for last week's results. Click here for an introduction and "rules" to this contest. Click here for amplification of those rules. Click here for contest index.
Can you do worse than me?
"Well, this does call to mind Dr. Johnson's observation about a dog's walking on his hind legs: It is not done well; but you are surprised to find it done at all. Ha ha ha."
"On my honor, Peter Landesman, this is exactly what they would make us do in that basement."
"That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"
"I'm never going sailing on this damn lake again, Martha. It's just too small and crowded." (Said by a person in the sailboat on the left side of the framed picture)
Results after the jump
Winner:
"Sure, we tried to show our disappointment when Lucy skinned the dog and started dancing in its still-moist hide, but we were totally trying not to giggle. I mean, where does she come up with this stuff?" �j-ha
Finalists
"Holy shit - am I seeing things... or is that dog actually juggling chainsaws???" �Vance
"Too much tonic, not enough gin." �jake
