Submit the worst possible caption for this week's New Yorker cartoon. Click here for last week's results. Click here for an introduction and "rules" to this contest. Click here for amplification of those rules. Click here for contest index.
Starter craptions:
"Well, we know more about you than Samuel Alito."
"Blah, blah, blah, Samuel Alito."
Update: Results after the jump
Winner:
"I will now yield the floor to the Senator from Massachusetts, who can perhaps explain to the rest of this committee why, when struck down, Mr. Kenobi has disappeared, while on previous occasions other Jedi Knights have remained corporeal in death." �michael
Finalists:
"Probably the reason he did this is because he got here real early, well dressed, and while sitting and waiting for us, he decided to go somewhere in the nude. I'd like that entered into the record." �ben
"Oh great, the Rapture. Now all of us liberal activist judges have to endure 1000 years of tribulation. Alito was right; I never should have upheld the Voting Rights Act." �TG Gibbon [Ed. note: OK, so sucking up works, but if TG were actually going to be among the raptured himself, he would know that the tribulation is only 7 years; the 1000 year period is Christ's post-trib reign on earth, though it's true, liberal judges won't have to endure that either.]
