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May 18, 2010

Souder? I hardly even KNOW'er!

dean @ t.a.m.s.y.

Wherein soon-to-be-ex-Congressman Mark Souder (R-Ind.) is interviewed by mistress Tracy Jackson on the pertinent subject of abstinence.

I didn't make it through the whole thing (they lost me around when they start talking about not banging). Snoozefest! No wonder Rotten Tomatoes rates it just 54% fresh.


She's no beauty queen, but I just can't picture those two getting down to business. Go figure.

If only we had known at the time that "Abstinence Plus" actually meant "Abstinence Plus Banging Someone Who Isn't Your Wife"

Aside from her (presumably) being against everything I stand for, I'd say she's kind of a hottie. And how could anyone say no to that patented Souder charm?

"Abstinence plus? Milk-plus, I say. Then tolchok the ded in the gulliver and a bit of the old in-out-in-out with the cheena. Real horrorshow."

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