Protestitutes
Dr. Mark E. Duckenfield, Lecturer in the Politics of the World Economy at the London School of Economics and bane of the New York Times letters page, alerts me to the new trend in protest babes.
They refuse to rally for neo-Nazis, but as long as the price is right a new type of German mercenary will take to the streets and protest for you. Young, good-looking, and available for around 150 euros (£100), more than 300 would-be protesters are marketing themselves on a German rental website.
Pick one up today at Erento.com. And please, someone launch an American version. It's the only way UFPJ is ever gonna stop the war.
Earlier protest babe pics: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. (I really should've been using tags from the start.)