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August 19, 2004

What? No Huckapoo-vs-Predator.com?

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Things we know about Huckapoo based on the 57 domain names registered for them by Entertainment Properties, LLC:

1. They have big plans for the future (huckapoomagazine.com; huckapoo-themovie.com; huckapootv.com; huckapootoys.com; huckapooworld.com)

2. But they'll probably end up doing phone sex (1-800-huckapoo.com; 1-888-huckapoo.com)

3. They have a broad fan base (huckapoogirls.com; huckapooboys.com; huckapooguys.com; huckapookids.com; huckapooteens.com; huckapootweens.com; huckapooch.com)

4. Yet they connect to each of us intimately (myhuckapoo.com)

5. They intend to start a nonprofit arm, probably a 527 (huckapoo.org)

6. But they know it won't help their reputation (huckapoosucks.com; chuckapoo.com; huckapoop.com)

The thing that kills me about that last batch -- which was obviously registered to preempt critics -- is that someone apparently believes "huckapoop" is gross and insulting, but "huckapoo" sounds just great.

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Posted by Daniel Radosh

Comments

I just got out of the bathroom and flushed some nasty huckapoop down the huckadrain. I huckasighed after it took just one huckaflush! (haha)

That is huckafunny. (Hey, "hucka" can be the parent-friendly version of "hella"!)

And yet the all-too-obvious 'suckapoo.com' remains available. Dibs!

At the zoo yesterday I saw a monkey huckapoo.

you all have way too much time on your hands

Yo ya'll wak... Groovy tuesday is a friend of mine... she used to go to my school and ya'll just HUCKAJEALOUS! Your so lucky her sis dont read this sh*t or she'd be HUCKAPISSED!

~*PEACE*~

Yo ya'll wak... Groovy tuesday is a friend of mine... she used to go to my school and ya'll just HUCKAJEALOUS! Your so lucky her sis dont read this sh*t or she'd be HUCKAPISSED!

~*PEACE*~

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