July 3, 2007

Recently Fired NBC Employee Lashes Out

People were feeding the peacock French fries right before John Potts allegedly began beating it and screaming "I'm killing a vampire."

Speaking of television networks, how psyched was W.B. Mason about the creation of The CW (which I can never read without thinking "The Conventional Wisdom Network")? I don't think Time Warner would have let an office-supply retailer get away with an ad like this when Michigan J. Frog's network was around.

Posted by Kevin Shay


To be fair peacocks are really annoying birds. They make this horrible honking noise whenever they feel like it. They cannot be made to spread their tails on command. Their tails track their feces throughout the house. And they drink your blood when you sleep.

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