February 8, 2007

No, the pagan sex gods get way hotter chicks

"Is this really worship to the one true God of the Bible or is this worship to one of those pagan sex gods? You be the judge."


Posted by Daniel Radosh


Oh man. The gold is in the comments of that post, (and I don't mean that only in a mocking way). Only one great example of many:

It was nearly impossible, as a red blooded male to keep my eyes and mind off those girls and avoid entertaining lustful thoughts towards them while watching that video clip and I will never watch it again, I do not need to, I do not even want to. That dancing is very fleshy, sensual and sexual. Bouncing breasts and pelvic thrusts. How can a male keep his thoughts pure while watching all that?

I know! And then the comment responding to that one says Your comment hit the nail on the head, and it touched me. I guess that means the comment itself got him hot.

Seriously, it's more quotable than Fletch.

In fact Viacom ought to demand the following be permanently posted on YouTube's main page:

"Anyone who believes he is above the law when it comes to usage of copyright protected media will be guilty of rebellion to those God has placed in authority."

And a couple other choice comments just at random:

"Blind Blind Blind Blind! What has deceived you? Can you not see the evidence presented in this video?!...I've only ever seen the girls on the Dance Team at the High School I frequently visit dance like that."

"By the way, this style of dancing was really created during the 90ís by gay boy bands like the Backstreet Boys and NíSYNC. Not only that but Britney Spears and Paris Hilton got on the dancing band wagon and joined the ridiculous pop-diva movement to crappy, airy-fairy, artsy-fartsy and happy clappy sex songs."

"None of those people at Saddleback would last five minutes of real persecution, torture and martyrdom for the LORD Jesus Chirst [sic]"

"If youíve ever seen the special about Rome on the History channel youíll come to learn that the only thing on the Romanís mind was sex and immorality!"

"God is not honored by copyright infringement."

Just cuz kids shake they booty don't mean they ho's, and just cuz people cheer'm on don't make'm pervs. It's so much better Christians spend their days doing this than performing inquisitions and forced conversions. Oh, and by the way, all the boys in this video? Totally gay.

My favorite comment from the post:

If being in the fullness of the Spirit of God causes me to dance, rest assured, it won't look like Snoop-diggity-doggity-bling-blinggity-fitty cent. Don't make excuses for flesh.

Gidja-gadja-godja-got that, fool?

". . . the high school I frequently visit"????

Like Wooderson?

Like David Amsden?

Talk about preaching to the perverted. But seriously folks...
The copyright talk reminds me of this from 1902: "The rights and interests of the laboring man will be protected and cared for not by the labor agitators, but by the Christian men to whom God has given control of the property rights of the country..."

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