This explains why Mel Gibson is rooting for Cell Phone Girl
I distinctly heard him say Jew Wants To Be a Superhero. Canonist has the Semitic angle on my favorite new reality show: Iron Enforcer is a member of the tribe — and he has a secret plan for peace in the Middle East: "If you can’t get along together, I will blow the land up."
I think they're ahead of you on this one.