Submit the worst possible caption for this New Yorker cartoon.
Seems like lately the terrorists are just phoning it in.-- JohnnyB
"Fucking Talibanmarketers."-- Wile E. Chipotle
See? Phone blows up, dry sheets on my side. You see a spider, and we have to get a new mattress." --Damon
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