Submit the worst possible caption for this New Yorker cartoon.
Thanks to this week's guest judge, Harry Effron
"I have to go to the bathroom." �Rob
"Oh honey, go change that tie... and while you're at it, take off that human-marionette thing... I'll take mine off too." �Sam Saper
"Okay, but this time wear a condom. I don't want to spend all night picking splinters out again."�Steve_O
"Marionette? You hardly even know Annette! For Christ sakes, you should at least bang her first. Trust me on this, I'm a prostitute." �t.a.m.s.y.
"Just look at us- what do we have to live for? Let's just throw these up into the ceiling fan and be done with it."�LV