Submit the worst possible caption for this New Yorker cartoon.
"Of course not, Mr. Bond, I expect you to dance."--TG Gibbon
"We're making remarkable progress on our Pianos for Little Asian Prodigies Program. What basketball did for the ghettos, pianos will do for Shanti towns everywhere"-- RL
"I'm glad there are no white keys here to see this."-- LV
In mother Russia, piano plays you!"-- Harry
"I like my pianos like I like my men: big, black, and hard ... and scattered randomly about my salon, passively waiting for me to play them."--J.D.
"More Cowbell."-- Pandyora