Free advice to Mike Dukakis: You know I support you, governor, but just between us, America is concerned that you're not fit to be commander in chief. Fortunately, posing with some sort of military hardware ought to solve that problem neatly.
My sources at Hampton Day School Camp tell me a certain pissant who happens to be the son of Carl Bernstein has been blabbing to his little friends that he's "100% certain" Deep Throat is W. Mark Felt. Well, duh. It's been painfully obvious to me that Felt was candidate #1 ever since '72 when Woodward told Tim Crouse that "somebody at Justice" was pointing him to Haldeman. I doubt Jacob Bernstein's friends will understand the dynamite potential of this information the have for at least another 10 or 11 years, but Jacob himself clearly has a future in gossip ahead of him.
I could take or leave Tracey Ullman, but last night's episode had another one of those short cartoons by the guy who does Life In Hell that just blew away everything else on the show. I feel that Sampson (?) family has a lot more stories in them somehow. I bet people would even buy ancillary merchandise.
