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June 18, 2010

Live from L.A.: No Assembly Desired

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Move along folks, there's nothing to see here! In L.A, even small public gatherings are viewed with suspiction. Less than 10 minutes after the local basketball team won the NBA championship, the cops outside the Staples Center decided there had been enought celebration. When Labron leads the Knicks to a championship next year, no such concerns will surface.


Sorry, I don't follow soccer.

"Unlawful Assembly."

I could go on and on about Big Government, but seriously, who wants a bunch of Lakers fans running around anyway?

Wait, how come there's no "Some Assembly Required" joke here?

I try to limit my sports heros to non-rapists.

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