Submit the worst possible caption for this New Yorker cartoon.
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Short and pale and old and balding, the guy from KPMG goes walking And when he passes, each one he passes goes -- ugh.--Tim H
"It's right behind you."-- Rob
"I'm sorry sir, this beach is closed to people visibly haunted by their absurd and ultimately meaningless choices."-- Jared S
."Shut up, Bob, everyone knows your surfboard's a foamie."-- Hung Ten
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