Submit the worst possible caption for this New Yorker cartoon.
WINNER
"Let him drown first. They're best eaten cold."-- dwilk
SECOND PLACE
Oooo . . . gross . . . If I had known you were going to spit out the head, I wouldn't have offered him to you."-- blw
THIRD PLACE
"No, Mr. Tiny-ear-hole, I absolutely did not say 'that's my chum in the water'."-- Anonymous
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