Submit the worst possible caption for this New Yorker cartoon.
WINNER (TIE)
In his dotage, the Yankee Clipper found solace in his garden, while an artist's approximation of his beloved Marilyn at 75 gazed down. --Mr. Silly
WINNER (TIE)
"Oh, honey, art's imitating life; a Nuthatch and a Red-cockaded Woodpecker have found their way into your asshole again." --Anonymous
SECOND PLACE
"Gives "gardening tool" a whole new meaning. --PG man
HONORABLE MENTIONS
"A muse; yourself, Dear." -- Tits up Word Play by Spowie
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