The New Yorker Cartoon Anti-Caption Contest #240al in la
Submit the worst possible caption for this New Yorker cartoon.
In his dotage, the Yankee Clipper found solace in his garden, while an artist's approximation of his beloved Marilyn at 75 gazed down. --Mr. Silly
"Oh, honey, art's imitating life; a Nuthatch and a Red-cockaded Woodpecker have found their way into your asshole again." --Anonymous
"Gives "gardening tool" a whole new meaning. --PG man
"A muse; yourself, Dear." -- Tits up Word Play by Spowie
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