The New Yorker Cartoon Anti-Caption Contest #238
al in laSubmit the worst possible caption for this New Yorker cartoon.
WINNER
Ancester of W clowns around while ancestors of Cheney and Rumsfeld plot pre-emptive strike on neighbor they believe has discovered fire too. --Jim Cavanaugh .
SECOND PLACE
Zorg stared and contemplated: Had it been such a wise idea to leave the hunter-gatherers to live with the sitter-jugglers? So hungry... Anonymous.
THIRD PLACE
What is this, Amateur Era?--Mr. Silly
For Honorable Mentions and Judge's Comments on all the winners go here.
Comments
"I think Zogg's trying to tell us that hunting, gathering AND keeping the cave clean is a bit much for him to handle."
Posted by: NAMBY | April 26, 2010 3:57 AM
Christ, what an asshole.
/thought I'd go for the cliche, since I won't win, anyway.
Posted by: Howard Wayne Nix | April 26, 2010 4:39 AM
"'Cave's Got Talent?' Pff! In Ogg day cave had 'Gong Show' and cave like it. Ogg old school."
Posted by: TG Gibbon | April 26, 2010 5:17 AM
It would be more impressive with chainsaws. I saw a guy do that on HBO.
Posted by: Alan Weld | April 26, 2010 5:51 AM
"...And then after we stole their fire Thag busted out this move and he was all, 'Who's sapiens now, bitches?'"
Posted by: Wile E. Chipotle | April 26, 2010 5:52 AM
It's all right for vaudeville. But it's not like he's inventing the wheel . . .
Posted by: Roger Kaputnik | April 26, 2010 6:55 AM
He's kind of ripping off Blue Piltdown Man Group, don't you think?
Posted by: Optimus Sub-Prime | April 26, 2010 6:58 AM
I still can't believe ABC cancelled us.
Posted by: Maggie Crow | April 26, 2010 6:59 AM
This'll be so much cooler after Khachaturian composes "Sabre Dance."
Posted by: Roger Kaputnik | April 26, 2010 7:02 AM
"He's already booked on the Ooog Sullivan show."
Posted by: Rob | April 26, 2010 7:20 AM
"Fire may be a great source of entertainment, but does it put food on the table? Hold on, I'm having an idea... No, sorry, lost it."
Posted by: Richard H | April 26, 2010 7:28 AM
"He's also a great mime."
Posted by: Richard H | April 26, 2010 7:29 AM
"If you're talking marketable skills, I'd still go with cookery."
Posted by: Richard H | April 26, 2010 7:30 AM
"I wouldn't put up with this shit if we hadn't been stuck here for seven days because of the ash from that distant volcano."
Posted by: Richard H | April 26, 2010 7:31 AM
"He can only juggle for so long. When his arms give out, we eat him."
Posted by: Richard H | April 26, 2010 7:32 AM
"He shows good fire skills, but his 40-yard dash time will drop him to the third round."
Posted by: dwilk | April 26, 2010 7:32 AM
Lousy entertainment, yes. But no cover charge.
Posted by: JohnnyB | April 26, 2010 8:22 AM
He is a flaming homosexual - I saw it on the internet.
Posted by: JohnnyB | April 26, 2010 8:23 AM
God, I hope that volcano stops spewing ash soon. Another week stuck in this jerkwater town and I will go crazy.
Posted by: JohnnyB | April 26, 2010 8:27 AM
"Anybody can do that. I could do that if it was really that important."
Posted by: Rob | April 26, 2010 8:28 AM
So, you wanna go with "Prometheus, you crazy bastard ...", "fires here are obscene", or "I brought a couple matches..."?
Posted by: JohnnyB | April 26, 2010 8:31 AM
"Great pyrotechnics, but where's the fucking band?"
Posted by: dwilk | April 26, 2010 8:41 AM
Quick, click Next, before he shows us his dick.
Posted by: Walt | April 26, 2010 9:20 AM
"Fine, good, thankyou. NEXT!!!"
Posted by: Rob | April 26, 2010 9:22 AM
"Oy, for this I came to the cats kills?"
Posted by: Glenn | April 26, 2010 9:35 AM
"Man, this Ike Davis is really gonna help our team."
Posted by: Tim H | April 26, 2010 9:45 AM
If he hits me in the forehead with one of those fucking things again I'm going to set his loin cloth on fire.
Posted by: Jim Cavanaugh | April 26, 2010 9:47 AM
"Look. Any distraction from that raging volcano is a plus, right?"
Posted by: Kathy H | April 26, 2010 9:47 AM
"I can't wait for us to develop aristocrats."
Posted by: TG Gibbon | April 26, 2010 9:58 AM
So after he torched our house he said, "Now Me fly plane, go crash IRS!" I always thought our taxes were very reasonable in Laurentia.
Posted by: lanemcclain | April 26, 2010 10:49 AM
"I dunno. I think it's going to take a lot more to impress Evrolet Girl."
Posted by: Kathy H | April 26, 2010 10:49 AM
"The only thing more amazing is the size of this tongue we're sitting on."
Posted by: Tim H | April 26, 2010 10:51 AM
In 100,00 years someone will dig up the burned embers and come to a wrong conclusion.
Posted by: boneguy | April 26, 2010 11:00 AM
But will it play in Peoria?
Posted by: LK | April 26, 2010 11:15 AM
"Grogg very funny. But Grogg have no luck with women. Grogg consider eyebrow bulge augmentation surgery?"
Posted by: Anonymous | April 26, 2010 11:18 AM
He's been acting weird ever since he touched that monolith.
Posted by: boneguy | April 26, 2010 11:31 AM
If we had paper money, I would so make it rain on this dude.
Posted by: JohnnyB | April 26, 2010 12:32 PM
Edit:
If we had paper money, I would totally make it rain on this dude.
Posted by: JohnnyB | April 26, 2010 12:33 PM
"Me like, but must run by akhoba in abooka first."
Posted by: dwilk | April 26, 2010 12:40 PM
"Chaka! Ygw crazy Bofjnl, Hofd tgg hogg ajk klj?"
Posted by: LK | April 26, 2010 12:44 PM
"Oh, totally! And then no-facial-hair-guy like totally gets caught in a net and he's like all 'something something stinkin' paws something damn-dirty ape'. And I'm like 'what the fuck was that?'"
Posted by: RL | April 26, 2010 12:55 PM
"He got me with the heel. Until then, he was just another juggling caveman, but the heel, now that's a real differentiator. or is it 'refrigerator'?"
Posted by: Anonymous | April 26, 2010 1:03 PM
"He has a certain je ne sais quoi about him."
Posted by: Rob | April 26, 2010 1:13 PM
"Just as smoke rises from volcano, smoke rises from little fire. The same, but different. Infinite repetitions. Oh Mandelbrot, oh humanity! Why am I here?"
Posted by: Jimbo | April 26, 2010 1:14 PM
"At least there's no two-drink minimum."
Posted by: Dave | April 26, 2010 1:41 PM
"He claims he played Grosingers last week, whatever the hell that is."
Posted by: Dave | April 26, 2010 1:42 PM
"The interpretive dance is nice, but I find the torches painted on the cave wall distracting."
"I'll be glad when that damn volcano stops spewing ash and we can fly home. I'm running out of clothes."
Posted by: Rubrick | April 26, 2010 1:48 PM
"Now you say deal for stone wheels no happen? Then why me waste money bring you here to Benihana?"
Posted by: Damon | April 26, 2010 1:53 PM
"What do you tip a guy like this?"
Posted by: Tim H | April 26, 2010 1:59 PM
"When's he going to show us his balls again? This juggling shit sucks."
Posted by: Grandma | April 26, 2010 2:01 PM
[Thinking to self: "Fire. Spin fire. Sex. Food. Fire. Sex."]
Posted by: Anonymous | April 26, 2010 2:10 PM
"The way you laid in the hospital bed in that other cartoon? Don't think I didn't notice the subtle nuances of what you were doing. You're good. Rigatoni on the phone good."
Posted by: Damon | April 26, 2010 2:17 PM
Ancester of W clowns around while ancestors of Cheney and Rumsfeld plot pre-emptive strike on neighbor they believe has discovered fire too.
Posted by: Jim Cavanaugh | April 26, 2010 3:04 PM
"Scotty, beam me down a Bic lighter; I'm sick of this douchebag. The Prime-Directive is dead to me."
Posted by: JT Kirk | April 26, 2010 3:07 PM
There's got to be a better use for this shit.
Posted by: Jim Cavanaugh | April 26, 2010 4:33 PM
You said it was ladies' night, asshole.
Posted by: Jim Cavanaugh | April 26, 2010 4:38 PM
"This sucks. Let's go so we can beat the traffic."
Posted by: Glenn | April 26, 2010 5:12 PM
How Jets fans spend the off season.
Posted by: Ann | April 26, 2010 5:26 PM
"Looks like dinner will be ready any minute now."
Posted by: Jared S. | April 26, 2010 5:44 PM
"What Happens in The Cave, Stays in The Cave——"
Posted by: Kathy H | April 26, 2010 6:00 PM
Get off my stage.
Posted by: Roger McGaugh | April 26, 2010 6:28 PM
"I preferred the act before him, ———The Aristocrats———."
Posted by: Roger McGaugh | April 26, 2010 6:30 PM
"Peyote again, huh."
Posted by: Roger McGaugh | April 26, 2010 6:31 PM
The era here is pleistocene.
Posted by: CRC | April 26, 2010 6:32 PM
"He's evolving quickly."
Posted by: Roger McGaugh | April 26, 2010 6:32 PM
"It's a repeat, turn the channel."
Posted by: Roger McGaugh | April 26, 2010 6:35 PM
"In act II he bounces them off his nuts."
Posted by: Roger McGaugh | April 26, 2010 6:37 PM
"I saw this done on the History Channel once."
Posted by: Roger McGaugh | April 26, 2010 6:38 PM
"It's so easy a Neanderthal could do it."
Posted by: Roger McGaugh | April 26, 2010 6:40 PM
The good shit doesn't happen until Raquel Welch shows up.
Posted by: Rocko | April 26, 2010 6:56 PM
"Seen enough? Me too - what a fuckin' rookie." [to guest] "Okay, that was GREAT! Listen, we're pretty happy with our current fire supplier, so...yeah. Try us again in six months, maybe."
Posted by: Damon | April 26, 2010 7:52 PM
Soon we openly gay; even marry.
Posted by: Rocko | April 26, 2010 8:18 PM
"That fucker forgot to shave his legs."
Posted by: c1w | April 26, 2010 8:46 PM
"Asbestos? Yeah....he's doing asbestos he can."
Posted by: dwilk | April 26, 2010 9:13 PM
He's Dfal from the LAFD.
Posted by: Rocko | April 26, 2010 9:21 PM
His solo act is getting tiresome. Isn't it time for him to address the issue of Harry's abscence?
Posted by: Anonymous | April 26, 2010 10:32 PM
I'm impressed.
Posted by: MED | April 26, 2010 10:50 PM
"Yaagh mahchok choklo...zhum zhum."
Translation:
"Since mastering fire, cavemen have become soft and feminized. At these retreats, we tap into our psychic primitivism to forge a new mythos through which we can again be real cavemen...And sometimes we circle-jerk, too."
Posted by: Wile E. Chipotle | April 27, 2010 12:12 AM
"Don't worry about the Indians beyond the bluff. They're Cleveland Indians."
Posted by: Rob | April 27, 2010 1:43 AM
"Let's bail, this place is a total sausage fest."
Posted by: Capt Clown | April 27, 2010 2:46 AM
"It gets better. Fart lighting."
Posted by: Glenn | April 27, 2010 8:12 AM
"You're fired."
Posted by: Tim H | April 27, 2010 9:22 AM
Dude, you have a woody.
Posted by: lanemcclain | April 27, 2010 10:51 AM
No fucking government worker's gonna come in my cave and tell me what kind of stick to burn.
Posted by: lanemcclain | April 27, 2010 10:56 AM
Don't let the beard fool you Vicor. He's jail bait.
Posted by: lanemcclain | April 27, 2010 10:58 AM
edit:
Don't let the beard fool you, Vicar. He's jail bait.
Posted by: lanemcclain | April 27, 2010 11:05 AM
edit:
Don't let the beard fool you Vicar. He's jail bait.
Posted by: lanemcclain | April 27, 2010 11:06 AM
If you ask me, Thuk, he's playing with fire!
Posted by: Konrad Schwoerke | April 27, 2010 12:41 PM
"I know I should be impressed but I am distracted by your brow ridge -- it's fucking huge even though we all have them. I am going to try to find a cromagnon woman."
Posted by: Abe | April 27, 2010 12:54 PM
"Quit playing with those matches and go to bed."
Posted by: Roger McGaugh | April 27, 2010 2:35 PM
———Sure it———s entertaining . . . but I really don———t see any future for this . . . how do you say? . . . ———fire——— thing.———
Posted by: blw | April 27, 2010 2:50 PM
"Ferchrissake . . . all I asked was for a light!!!"
Posted by: blw | April 27, 2010 2:51 PM
"3D TV really makes a difference.?
Posted by: Roger McGaugh | April 27, 2010 3:09 PM
"These Encino performers are so 90's."
Posted by: Roger McGaugh | April 27, 2010 3:12 PM
"I'm telling you, there was a forth torch. I don't know where it went, but I swear to god, I saw four just a secod ago, and now I only see three. Weird!?"
Posted by: Sam Hampster | April 27, 2010 3:15 PM
"The correct word is "fourth" you stupid caveman dickweed"
Posted by: Ham Sampster | April 27, 2010 3:17 PM
Yes, but I slipped "secod" by you, dumb shit.
Posted by: Some Humptster | April 27, 2010 3:30 PM
Dude, my homo is becoming erectus.
Posted by: JIm Cavanaugh | April 27, 2010 3:34 PM
"You smell something burning?"
Posted by: c1w | April 27, 2010 4:28 PM
"He thinks this will get him laid. This is the stone age. Don't we just rape them?"
Posted by: Glenn | April 27, 2010 4:55 PM
"I'm over it. Let's go get wasted."
"On what?"
".........fuck this era. Seriously."
Posted by: Damon | April 27, 2010 6:31 PM
"I don't know who he thinks he is impressing. He has already slept with both of us."
Posted by: PG man | April 27, 2010 6:49 PM
"I know this is an odd request, but could you possibly shave my back?"
Posted by: PG man | April 27, 2010 6:53 PM
"Anthony thinks he's so cool. I'm just surprised he's walking upright."
Posted by: PG man | April 27, 2010 6:57 PM
"We're gonna have to do our good cap bad cap routine on this 'toon."
Posted by: dwilk | April 27, 2010 7:40 PM
Delete ain't just a river in Egypt.
Posted by: Anonymous | April 27, 2010 7:53 PM
"So who ordered the Cherries Jubilee???"
Posted by: blw | April 27, 2010 8:07 PM
Some clown in the cave next door just came over here trying to steal the audience away. He's doing the same thing over there, only worse. What a jerk.
Posted by: Anonymous | April 27, 2010 8:52 PM
Ok, Maximum al, we got a bogey at 7:31. You copy?
Posted by: Anonymous | April 27, 2010 9:48 PM
This "fire" thingy does inject an element of danger, but shit, he's only really juggling two of them, if that's even juggling.
Posted by: CRC | April 27, 2010 10:58 PM
"You know that girl I've been dating? Well, after last night, let's just say that she's no longer suitable for the volcano sacrifice, if you know what I mean."
Posted by: Dex | April 27, 2010 11:21 PM
You see, we gather here to soothe our universal male anxiety toward the struggle to dominate and be the alpha to each other and women. We use the cave as an unconscious symbol of the vagina, while fire represents its warmth. Deep down we are all conflicted about whether to individuate, compete for sex, mate, and accept responsibilities; or to regress back to the comfort of the womb. Is that a yellow handkerchief in your pocket?
Posted by: Mahatma Zombie | April 28, 2010 12:00 AM
———Wait, later on he explains all the jokes. You———ll bust a gut.———
Posted by: Robert E. Leak | April 28, 2010 1:41 AM
"Look, Mr. Blankfein, just answer the question."
Posted by: Tim H | April 28, 2010 12:22 PM
You think he's talented now? Wait till you see him oral pleasure himself!
Posted by: cta | April 28, 2010 12:30 PM
Wanna go see what's happening in Johnny Hart's cartoon?
Posted by: cta | April 28, 2010 12:32 PM
If you're still thinking of killing one of us, you should just go for the juggler.
Posted by: cta | April 28, 2010 1:01 PM
"If it's not on YouTube, it didn't happen."
Posted by: Glenn | April 28, 2010 1:20 PM
Mister GaGa will do anything for attention.
Posted by: Roger McGaugh | April 28, 2010 1:47 PM
EDIT:
"Gentleman GaGa does everything for attention."
Posted by: Roger McGaugh | April 28, 2010 1:48 PM
"He really knows how to burn crosses with flair- definitely KKKave Imperial Wizard material.
Posted by: LR | April 28, 2010 3:28 PM
"Are you ready to accept the Fire Spirit as your personal savior?"
Posted by: P. Ross Letyz | April 28, 2010 3:33 PM
"Originally this was going to be one of those cartoons featuring Mohammed, but then Dator decided to go with cavemen instead. Apparently, when it comes to radical Islamists, he's afraid to draw their fire."
Posted by: cta | April 28, 2010 3:46 PM
"And to think just a couple of weeks ago he was in the hospital."
"Last time at his fucking pay-per-view he started my beard on fire."
"He's just sterilizing his instruments. I told you I'd get you the best browjob in town."
"When Hannibal has his dinner parties he always ends up juggling the guest list."
Posted by: LR | April 28, 2010 3:56 PM
I come to sacred fire circle to seek enlightment, release negative energy and become one with my brothers. What's up with this fucker?
Posted by: Rocko | April 28, 2010 4:00 PM
We're never going to get laid with these grotesque forehead protuberences. I mean, we both have needs, and you look lovely by firelight. I'm just sayin'.
Posted by: Rocko | April 28, 2010 4:13 PM
Eventhough his dance routine is a real bore, it somehow seems to warm up the cave.
Posted by: Amy E | April 28, 2010 4:14 PM
How the Wiliam Morris Agency was founded.
Posted by: Kathy H | April 28, 2010 4:57 PM
"Maybe you should tell your friend it's getting late."
Posted by: NAMBY | April 28, 2010 5:58 PM
"It's always about him."
Posted by: jazzy | April 28, 2010 7:12 PM
Xiuhtecuhtli, that crazy bastard! How the hell are you gonna beat this? (google it)
Posted by: Beavis and Butthead (heh, heh) | April 28, 2010 7:15 PM
"That reminds me - have you ever had a burning sensation when you urinate? Could that be a sign of BPH? Should I ask my doctor about Plavix? Do side effects include vomiting, diarrhea and nausea? Should I stop taking Plavix if I have muscle weakness or extreme fatigue? Why aren't you talking to me?
Posted by: Ralph | April 28, 2010 8:33 PM
"This cause global warming!"
"Okay... Me so done... Where remote? Oh yeah... not invented yet!"
"You going to Hollywood, Dog!"
Posted by: Johnny V | April 28, 2010 8:43 PM
"I just thought of a great name for this place. Detroit."
Posted by: Bev | April 28, 2010 9:12 PM
"I'm totally going to write about this on browbook."
Posted by: Anonymous | April 28, 2010 9:57 PM
"He comes pre cooked. Just heat him and eat him."
Posted by: Kim | April 28, 2010 10:05 PM
"Apparently you can cook with it, too."
Posted by: Dave | April 28, 2010 10:34 PM
"His shtick may be allegorical, and we may be in a cave -- but he ain't no Plato, that's for sure."
Posted by: Yangxiao | April 29, 2010 12:52 AM
"You think THIS is odd? There's a smoking mesa outside."
Posted by: gluelicker | April 29, 2010 12:55 AM
"I like his chin curtain beard, but I'm biased."
Posted by: Lugar | April 29, 2010 1:00 AM
Ciroc considering law school.
Posted by: Roger Kaputnik | April 29, 2010 1:02 AM
"Darn. When I saw the skirt, I thought he was going to hula."
Posted by: lamobraino | April 29, 2010 1:05 AM
"Hillbillies in the big city, suits around a table, an Old West motif, and the ever-predictable kooky cavemen... I've seen it all before."
Posted by: Lugar | April 29, 2010 1:09 AM
I hear he wants to tour as 'olduvai george'
Posted by: b. reemy | April 29, 2010 9:22 AM
'singe- hand -throw -puss'
you know in a million years or so they will fuck-up the spelling on that baby
Posted by: calmy E. | April 29, 2010 9:25 AM
"After this, how about we go put some fake dinosaur footprints next to ours in the creek bed?"
"No, no, wait [snickering]———we'll do the dino tracks but let's make ours giant!"
"Ha! My man."
[They ghetto handshake]
Posted by: Paluxy Man | April 29, 2010 11:45 AM
"I hate Charades."
Posted by: Roger McGaugh | April 29, 2010 12:55 PM
"We should get a refund for this Belly Dancer."
Posted by: Roger McGaugh | April 29, 2010 12:56 PM
"That reminds me, I forgot to blow the fire out in the basement."
Posted by: Roger McGaugh | April 29, 2010 12:58 PM
"Throw some water on him."
Posted by: Roger McGaugh | April 29, 2010 12:59 PM
"Sirk will get so laid."
Posted by: Roger McGaugh | April 29, 2010 1:02 PM
Zorg stared and contemplated: Had it been such a wise idea to leave the hunter-gatherers to live with the sitter-jugglers? So hungry...
Posted by: Anonymous | April 29, 2010 1:36 PM
He needs another creative outlet.
Posted by: CdB | April 29, 2010 2:16 PM
"Glabella, you pronounced bastard. How the hell are you?"
Posted by: BNHJ | April 29, 2010 2:18 PM
"He's only juggling 2. One is jammed up his nose, and the other is stuck onto his foot with bat guano."
Posted by: Glenn | April 29, 2010 2:47 PM
"I used to enjoy this after going bankrupt, but ever since Eyjafjallajokull I'm just bored."
Posted by: David H | April 29, 2010 3:02 PM
"Just Look at that leg stubble... Well, I told him waxing would last longer."
Posted by: cta | April 29, 2010 4:56 PM
"...what was I saying? Oh, yeah. That Roger McGaugh is some prolific writer."
Posted by: Anonymouse | April 29, 2010 5:30 PM
You know it could be worse, we could be watching SVU
Posted by: CdB | April 29, 2010 5:47 PM
What is this, Amateur Era?
Posted by: Mr. Silly | April 29, 2010 5:49 PM
"I don't know Colin a perm and highlights might just be too much, btw, who did you unibrow it looks wonderful"
Posted by: Cdb | April 29, 2010 6:18 PM
If he catches fire, we can stuff him in that big smoking hole and no one will be the wiser.
Posted by: Konrad Schwoerke | April 29, 2010 7:07 PM
He just doesn't listen to me! I told him the damn fish sticks needed to cool down.
Posted by: Konrad Schwoerke | April 29, 2010 7:14 PM
"Dude, this is like sooo paleoriffic."
Posted by: Bev | April 29, 2010 7:54 PM
"Anti Cap 338 caveman juggles fire.jpg"
Posted by: Brian L | April 29, 2010 8:45 PM
"If only there was a way to capture this moment and all the rude things we've said about it. You know, for posterity."
Posted by: Wile E. Chipotle | April 29, 2010 9:26 PM
My ass is killing me.
Posted by: Flakey | April 29, 2010 10:36 PM
After lighting all the oversized matches at once (like an ass), Thog falls into the fire.
Posted by: Austin | April 30, 2010 12:02 AM
You know, if we didn't live in this fucking cave, we wouldn't need the fire for warmth anyway.
Posted by: Austin | April 30, 2010 12:03 AM
You know, before the housing bubble burst, I didn't even realize this cave was here!
Posted by: Austin | April 30, 2010 12:05 AM
This is boring, wanna fuck?
Posted by: Austin | April 30, 2010 12:09 AM
The Bush Family Reunion.
Posted by: Austin | April 30, 2010 12:11 AM
"Sure it's all fun and games now, but what if we need those emergency flares someday?"
Posted by: NAMBY | April 30, 2010 4:04 AM
"You invent the wheel. I'll invent the bear trap so that 4 year old won't steal our chairs again."
Posted by: jazzy | April 30, 2010 7:49 AM
"You think this is great? Wait for the B-2 Stealth Bomber fly-over."
Posted by: Kathy H | April 30, 2010 9:25 AM
"After he kills the school children, he sets himself on fire."
Posted by: Chang | April 30, 2010 10:37 AM
"I'm gonna get General Curtis E. Lemay for this!"
Posted by: cta | April 30, 2010 12:35 PM
"What? Is the entertainment here too lowbrow for you?"
Posted by: cta | April 30, 2010 12:38 PM
Natural museum exhibit of National league fans of New York from 1958-1962. Notice Yankee stadium burning in the distance.
Posted by: lanemcclain | April 30, 2010 1:12 PM
"In 10,000 years, do you think Vegas will still suck this badly?"
Posted by: Damon | April 30, 2010 2:20 PM
"He's my nominee for extinction."
Posted by: Bev | April 30, 2010 7:41 PM
"Wait. Stop talking to me. I need my whole body to hate this guy.
Posted by: Grant | April 30, 2010 8:32 PM
"Do they allow cell phones in this museum? I really want to send a picture to my buddy at the office."
Posted by: Grant | April 30, 2010 8:35 PM
Dude, your forehead ridge looks like it has a chubby."
Posted by: Grant | April 30, 2010 8:37 PM
"These man retreats suck. I wish strip clubs existed."
Posted by: Grant | April 30, 2010 8:40 PM
"He's on fire! Do you think his wife thinks he's too hot to handle? His stage name is MC Be Bustin' Combustion."
Posted by: Grant | April 30, 2010 8:48 PM
"What do you call a caveman who can juggle fire?"
"Homo."
Posted by: Frank | April 30, 2010 8:52 PM
"What some people won't do to cover their farts."
Posted by: Roma | May 1, 2010 12:35 AM
"Feeling hot, hot, hot!"
Posted by: holden_c | May 1, 2010 11:13 PM
"Get out of my seat."
Posted by: holden_c | May 1, 2010 11:14 PM
The next Democratic National Convention
Posted by: Neal and Bob | May 1, 2010 11:16 PM
"That's nice considering he can't draw animals worth shit."
Posted by: Alcoholic Anonymous | May 2, 2010 8:36 AM
"Where's Harry? Let's just say he's taking a tar nap."
Posted by: al in la brea | May 2, 2010 6:00 PM