Submit the worst possible caption for this New Yorker cartoon.
WINNER
"I got so constipated it collapsed into a singularity and created a space/time anal fissure. Now every time I fart another temporal reflection of me pops out. The consensus on the Star Trek chat room is that I need a dekyon colonic." --Six of Nine
SECOND PLACE
How can he be so effervescent when the housing bubble's just burst? -- JohnnyB
HONORALE MENTIONS
"Look, this is obviously one of their more mediocre efforts. So, I suggest that we just calm down, submit our usual adequate captions, and get on with our lives. OK?" -- Kathy H .
I see you've pulled another idea for a cartoon out of your ass.-- D. Remnick
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