The New Yorker Cartoon Anti-Caption Contest #236

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Submit the worst possible caption for this New Yorker cartoon.
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WINNER
"Get out of my chair." -- Maya Walker (my 4-year-old daughter)

SECOND PLACE
"Well, Obama DID promise us chum."-- Anonymous

HONORABLE MENTION
"You can't stay here."--Deborah

For additional Honorable Mentions, Comments and an important note from the Anti-Cap Judge go here..