The New Yorker Cartoon Anti-Caption Contest #235

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Submit the worst possible caption for this New Yorker cartoon.
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WINNER

[In Polish]: "Sir, your new cabinet."-- reid savid

SECOND PLACE
"...Again, the numbers for today's Mid-Day 5-Digit Lotto are 1-2-3-4-5." -- Kathy H

HONORABLE MENTIONS
"OK, number 4. It's your turn to put on the tutu." --Richard H

For additional Honorable Mentions and Judge's Comments go here.